December taiydenisms

Pulled out Your birthday shirt to wear you told me: no that's Josh's! 

You rubbed my arm and said: pretty arm! So clean!

Mom if I go poop in the potty we call 311 okay?

My banana has boogers on it! (The strings from the peel)

Trying to put on shoes but the tongue was stuck inside: these crappy shoes are too little! 

I asked you if you burped you said: no it was just a hiccup.

You woke up and started knocking on your door so I came down and you ran out saying you needed to play with your new toy car. 

Taiydenisms November 2014

Looking at the settings on the space heater: 'one, two, three, helicopter.' (11/5/2014)

Mom trying to get you to go to sleep: if you sleep good tonight we can do something fun tomorrow. What would you like to do?

You: um how about go get the mail? (11/5/2014)

Putting you to bed: no! Movie! Popcorn! (11/11/2014)

Amberlyn was attempting to put her thumb in her mouth and you came over with a binky, pulled her hand away stuck the binky in and said 'we don't bite sis'!  (11/12/14)

(11/12/14)

Me: Taiyden want to go poop in the potty?

You: no I can poop in my diaper. (11/18/2014)

You spilled your cereal and just as I'm feeling exhausted and done because Amberlyn didn't sleep as well as she normally does. You says thanks for helping me clean it mommy. (11/19/2014)

You whispered in my ear, go to michael a and Joshua's hours or lightning McQueens house okay. (11/22/14)

We put kody in our room because he needed a break for you and after trying several ways to get in you say: 'watch guardians popcorn?' Which we usually do in our bed, you just wanted to get to kody. (11/22/14)

Dad: what's on your face?

You: it's a booger. (11/30/14)

You always say 'help me,' when you mean 'help you' and 'hold you' when you mean 'hold me'