You rubbed my arm and said: pretty arm! So clean!
Mom if I go poop in the potty we call 311 okay?
My banana has boogers on it! (The strings from the peel)
Trying to put on shoes but the tongue was stuck inside: these crappy shoes are too little!
I asked you if you burped you said: no it was just a hiccup.
You woke up and started knocking on your door so I came down and you ran out saying you needed to play with your new toy car.


